Is it possible one tarnishes  one’s city is that we want to save the lions in Kruger Park from refugees – “At present, it’s estimated that there are 2,000 lions in the Kruger National Park and studies suggest 90% have feline Aids. Some vets suggest the epidemic was started by lions eating the lungs of diseased buffalos. But there are growing claims from experts in the field that, actually, refugees are the biggest problem.”

What a thumbsuck of a theory! Or is it a joke? A really bad one.

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