Safest location in South Africa

Does this sound familiar!
“Phoned the police the other night when I saw someone breaking into the neighbour’s garage. Police didn’t came. Burglar ran away when he heard me coming out. I drove around our block looking for him, didn’t find him, phoned the police again, they still didn’t come. At that time of the night, they were two minutes from my home……….

LOAD SHEDDING

Now that the top brass of Eskom have paid themselves millions in bonuses and incentive packages for brilliant work, government has give the green light for a 14% increase in tariffs. Is this increase towards power stations or a smoke screen to increase their salary and perks allowance.
Blackouts, which have been blamed on “a lack of maintenance and continued neglect” of antiquated machinery and transmission lines will certainly become more frequent with winter approaching.

Sadly this is becoming a familiar excuse in the South Africa of today. While the new masters plunder their way through any money allocated to maintenance the infrastructure is rapidly falling apart.

Like a baboon steeling fruit these “BEE” fools pretend that nobody has seen what they are up to or more often not up to. The lights are going out on this shambolic rainbow farce faster than a comrade going down a disused mine shaft.

COUNTRY AT RISK

Political risk was rising in South Africa, though any credit rating changes would hinge on the outcome of the court trial of Jacob Zuma

You don’t need a degree in economics to see this one coming! South Africa is in need of vast investment to fix the problems it has created in the last fourteen years since the democracy. To do this it must borrow vast amounts of money from chaps like us in London or New York.

WITCHCRAFT FOR GODZILLA

Allegations of Senegalese witchdoctors were hired to cast a spell on Mayor Helen Zille to break the hold of the DA on the city.
The men slaughtered a cow for Zille, a sheep for Grindrod and a goat for Smit. A chicken was slaughtered for Mohamed apparently. What next?

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