No need trying to keep up with the Joneses, they emigrated last
week. 

 Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.

 Unrivalled job prospects for those unburdened with training, skills
or experience
You can experience kak service in eleven official languages.

It’s the only country in the world where striking workers show how
angry they are - by dancing.

You’re considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone (without car
kit), change CDs, Drink a beer and smoke, all at the same time while
driving a car at 160  kph on the highway.

If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the
most dangerous city in the world.

Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your
house.
u can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.

The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes,
without being called…